Weston Elliott

This poor old blog hasn't been getting the attention it deserves, I'm sure. I'm not avoiding the writing life, I promise.

It's more a case of - hey, I have five minutes, write quick! I've actually been writing, which is amazing, considering my life.

I've posted word counts here, so I feel responsible for making the numbers go up - thinking that someone might just check. Suppose it'll work?

I'm still surprised when anyone stops by here or comments - there's got to be more interesting reading out there. (For heaven's sake - don't stop coming by or commenting! I'll cry!)

There are some good things coming - a book review next month for "The Santa Letters", for one.
How does Tristi Pinkston do it? She has, like, a dozen of these things! She's Wonder Woman in disguise, I just know it!!
--photo is titled "Order and Chaos" by M.C. Escher
Weston Elliott
This post has been reposted where it belonged in the first place:

http://wendsdayschild.blogspot.com/2008/08/scatterbrain-todays-post.html

All the comments have been posted there, too.
Weston Elliott
Anne Bradshaw is sponsoring a contest over on her blog:

Not Entirely British

I've heard some absolutely fabulous things about the book she is reviewing and giving away. I'm hoping to win - so all of you go here and read the review, but leave the prize for me, 'kay?
Weston Elliott
In one short month, cheerful army nurse Maddie Bright has become the darling of Prairie Springs, Texas. And if former Apache helicopter pilot Jake Hopkins isn't careful, she just might conquer his heart.

He can't take that risk. Maddie is chasing him all over town, but while Jake can't deny his insane attraction to her, neither can he confess the awful secrets he's keeping--especially the one about his having been partly responsible for her brother's death.

Those of you who know me at all probably know that romance is not, generally, my cup of tea. I'll be the first to tell you that the usual reasons are as follows: smut (meaning things I wouldn't let someone do in my living room), and stupidity (meaning the characters).

So when I had the chance to review a Christian romance, I figured at least one of those reasons would be gone. What the heck?

Happily, Brenda Coulter has two for two! Not only is there no smut, her characters are real - they're not just stupid for the sake of keeping the romantic suspense. And so I am more than glad to write an absolutely glowing review for her book "At His Command"!

Opening lines are something of a enigma for writers - and the first line of At His Command is an absolute prize winner.

"Texas attorney Jake Hopkins was severely allergic to two things: peanuts and a sweet young Army nurse named Madeline Bright. "

and the explanation in the next paragraph is just as good:

"All he had to do was clap eyes on the chestnut-haired, blue-eyed beauty and his pulse raced, his throat closed up, and his brain stalled out. Since that was pretty much what happened whenever Jake got too close to a peanut, he figured the evidence spoke for itself."

I have a standing rule to never disclose spoilers, so I don't intend to give much detail, but I will say that I thoroughly enjoyed the story. The long and short of it is that I would highly recommend this book, and here's why:

It is clean - no smut - but there is a really great kiss! It is a romance, after all!

It is religious - but not preachy. It shows the simplicity of living the faith one believes as a straight-forward part of life, without trying to explain why or convice anyone. I, personally, loved that!

The characters are real - stubborn, faulty, and true to life.

They're the sort of people you'd like to sit behind in church.

At His Command by Brenda Coulter
(ISBN 0373-874960, Large print ISBN 0370-813740)
Available for a limited time at Wal-Mart and many other stores beginning August 26, 2008

To read an excerpt, visit http://brendacoulter.com/

Weston Elliott
Several years ago, when I first was toying with the idea of being a writer, I came across an online writers group. It wasn't the typical sort that you find, where you post your pet project and have people tell you how wonderful it is without being much help.

It was unique, truly different than anything I had seen before, or have seen since.

This writers group gave it's members an assigned topic to write on every month, and guidelines to follow. Instead of hashing over something you had already done, it gave you a prompt to write something completely new. It was an amazingly effective motivation.

Once posted, the other members in the group (never more than ten to a group) would give feedback, which by the guidelines established in the rules must be constructive - not just 'oh, that's great'. And each member is expected to give feedback to each of the others in their group, which weeded out those who might come in just to post and get a pat on the back, then never come back. In fact, it was here that I found the friends who helped me finish my very first novel.

Recently, I went back to the group. I missed it terribly, and found myself in a blah zone, and needed the motivation. Much to my dismay, the site is now all but defunct. Only a handful of die-hards even bother to go there anymore, and anyone who would apply is ignored. The administrator can't seem to be found, and the site address is set to expire shortly. I could have cried.

That group was such a fantastic tool, resource, and guide for me all those years ago that I can't stand the idea of it disappearing into the netherworld. So I am borrowing the basic structure, and dedicating a new site to the one that went before.

Introducing:
Writer2Writer
An Online, Interactive Writers Workshop
To join Writer2Writer, follow the link above; or for more information send an email to me at writer2writer@gmail.com
Weston Elliott

Comedian Brian Regan discusses childrens books! Too funny not to share!

Weston Elliott
I've decided to begin a series of kid's books. These will be my titles:
The Naptime Wars
Zerbert Juice
Just Wait Till Your Dad Gets Home
Peanut Butter and Hunny, Honey
101 Ways To Get Mom's Attention While She's On The Phone
The Kissy Monster
The Grouchy Mom Book, A How-To Manual
Inside Voice, Outside Voice
Go Play and Stop Chasing the Cat!


Think I'm onto something here, maybe?
Weston Elliott
My new WIP (work in progress) is turning out to be chick-lit, I think. Unlike me, I know - who knows maybe my MC will find a magic door in the house she moves into, but I doubt it...

Anyway...


Heres my perplexion of the day, as it showed up uninvited in my opening paragraph:

"Even though the divorce had been final for weeks, Jessa took a seat in the back row of the courtroom long enough to hear the verdict. Twenty to life was all she needed to hear."

Now, you know this is going to have to be explained somewhere later in the book. I know it wasn't a crime against her or her son, I don't want to get into that. Whatever he did was enough that she takes their child and leaves the state. But I don't have a clue what his crime was.

So what are your opinions on background/back story? And any suggestions of a crime that fits the bill would be helpful, should anyone with a police/crime background stop by... oh, boy, could that open a can of worms!

Well, as long as it's open, lets go fishin'!
Weston Elliott

You can’t read a book without finding all the typos

You can’t read a book without finding plot flaws
You can’t read a book without thinking “I would have done that differently”

You own at least three different books about writing
You talk about the voices in your head without worry of being committed
You converse with the voices in your head
You love to talk to other writers about the voices in your head, because they understand you
You have been heard to say “That sounds like the title of a book…”
You have been heard to say “That would make a good book…”



You have ever jotted down the name of a person, place or road to keep for your next book

You have at least one friend with whom you discuss people who don’t really exist
You have at least one friend with whom you discuss places that don’t really exist
You have at least one friend with whom you've discussed writer's block in depth
You’ve ever contemplated the best way to remember where an apostrophe, comma
or semicolon belongs

You’ve rewritten the same paragraph five times or more
You’ve rewritten the same page five times or more
You’ve rewritten the same story five times or more
Your computer is named after a legendary author
Your child is named after a legendary author
Your main character is named after one of your children
Your child is named after your main character
You feel naked without a pen and paper, just in case
You love the feel and look of blank paper
You enjoy experiences others would find intolerable, because they give you experience to
write about later

You’ve ever contemplated the perfect bank robbery, murder or government overthrow
You can’t stand a certain author because they “ruined” the story you liked the beginning of
You loved the movie “Secret Window”, “Paris When It Sizzles”, or “Funny Farm”
because you can identify.


You’ve ever told someone else “You should write that!”